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Monday, March 4, 2013

Six Rules in Six Minutes (3.4.13), by Sophie Solomon

1) a volcano must be involved

2) nobody can die
3) one character speaks in rhyming dialogue
4) include 3 one-clause sentences
5) include 1 allusion
6) use the word curly

            The word dormant hung awkwardly between evoking a kind of dreamland’s surreal quality and the image of a doormat, one trodden plain, the least interesting and dangerous object in existence. Still, people his keys under their drab mats, didn’t they?
            “The mounds of volcanic ash act as a graveyard. After millions of years it erupts, the rock became a hard–”
            He let her words fall away with the tiny black pebbles her foot tipped down the incline every time she swiveled for emphasis. They made a kind of scratching sound as they fell. Behind them, black dust curled up just a centimeter or two into the air. Not that he was watching.
            The Volcano seemed to him a sort of reverse sisyphus, constantly trying to roll all these little black bits down the mountain, only for a refill to show up in a thousand or so years. Dormant comes from sleeping.
Sleeping things wake up.